So…
Shannon, my housemate, has me added on facebook, and does this really obnoxious thing
She tattles on me about my facebook doings to my mom.
Like, literally will tell her about the stupidest shit I post.
Don’t expect me to actually go to the facebook website anymore, but I should be on chat, because I can do that through AIM
And no, it’s not like I can just delete her; she lives in the room right next to me.
We meet face-to-face erryday
Also she talks to me about stuff on facebook
I keep the internet and real life separate and you should too
Heinz
your fucking ketchup bottle was im-fucking-possible for me to open (removing the whole top to take of the seal thingie)
how the fuck do you expect arthritic old ladies to open these fucking things
how
Think about your mothers next time you want to fuck with the ketchup bottle design
EVERYONE TOUCHED EACH OTHER’S BUTTS
AND IT WAS GREAT
Hi Tim.
JESUS MOTHAFUCKIN CHRIST
I HEARD A SCRATCHING AT MY DOOR, I ASSUMED IT WAS CATS
I TURNED TO LOOK
IT WAS MOTHAFUCKIN SHANNON, SCRATCHING ON MY DOOR
SHE TROLLED ME
D8
Got computer to stay on AC mode
lets see how long this lasts
i’m so afraid to move or jiggle the computer and have to start all over again
WHY DOES IT TAKE LESS THAN A MINUTE FOR MY BATTERY TO GO FROM 100 TO 95
WHY DOESN’T MY CHARGER CHARGE RIGHT
Catdrama
Chuck, when Gary growls so intensely that she vibrates the whole bed, leave her the fuck alone.
It’s really sad when the smallest female cat is more dominant than the only other male cat than George.
Chuck is forever a loser.
Boom.
Can everyone just reblog this once?
apply cold water to the burn area
^
oH SNAP
