BLOG OF DESI

demondick:

I’M KINDA UPSET/EXTREMELY AMUSED OKAY BECAUSE IN JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY THERE’S THE “HYAKKI YAGYOU” WHICH IS AN EVENT WHERE HUNDREDS OF DEMONS GO ON A PARADE AND ANYONE WHO GETS CAUGHT IN THIS PARADE JUST DOES NOT SURVIVE IT OKAY

SO THIS PARADE IS LEAD BY THE LEADER OF THE DEMONS AND YOU’D THINK ‘WOW THE LEADER OF DEMONS WOW IT MUST BE SOMETHING SCARY WHO DOES SOME FUCKED UP SHIT’ RIGHT

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THIS HERE IS NURARIHYON, THE LEADER OF THE DEMONS. THIS CRUSTY ASS OLD DUDE WITH A BIG HEAD. 

ALRIGHT, NOT VERY SCARY, BUT MAYBE HE FUCKS SHIT UP

The Nurarihyon will sneak into someone’s house while they are away, drink their tea, and act as if it is their own house. Because it looks human, anyone who sees him will mistake him for the owner of the house, making it very hard to expel him.”

HOLY SHIT HE DRINKS TEA AND DOESN’T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. THIS FUCKING OLD ASS MAN. HOW DID YOU COME TO BE THE LEADER OF THE DEMON PARADE. I WANT TO KNOW.

is this porn?

is this porn?

We’re starting the process of moving today, so I grabbed about 8 cuttings from the nightshade vines in front of our house, the ones with white flowers instead of purple. I hope at least one of them survives the winter, so I can bring the joy of poisonous plants to my shitty trailer park.

We’re starting the process of moving today, so I grabbed about 8 cuttings from the nightshade vines in front of our house, the ones with white flowers instead of purple. I hope at least one of them survives the winter, so I can bring the joy of poisonous plants to my shitty trailer park.

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: the “#not a gender” tag

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: the “#not a gender” tag

pizzeta:

CAM WE TALK ABOUT NARUTO’S HEADBAND IT LITERALLY SAYS

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♥ ガアラ(GAARA) ♥”

I’M FUCKOING CRYIN G

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god
georgetakei:

For very small fires only.
Source: That’s Messed Up (A pretty funny Facebook page)
genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: this cute cat yawning

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: this cute cat yawning

I was at WalMart a few weeks ago and saw a woman buying like 15 boxes of cake mix, lotion, and a large box of condoms
Anonymous

tmistories:

I want an invitation to that party

slayer-slayer-slayer:

skeletons protesting skelephobia that is rampant in our society

like dis for support

reblog to spread awareness 

#yesallskeletons

uglybagofmostlywater:

I can’t wait to meet my future dog

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

foxfamilyfeatures:

why cant trans people just leech hormones out of one anothers bodys, like vampires but trans, or perhaps more like transgender torrenting in which one party seeds another partys hrt